The Fuck Victor Race
- Format: In-person race
- Location: New York
- Date: Saturday, April 3, 2027
- Distance: 3.8 mi
- Organizer: ALLEYKAT race director
MONSTER TRACK PRESENTS THE FUCK VICTOR RACE. An alleycat through New York City, put on by the Monster Track team and timed on ALLEYKAT. Because fuck Victor. There is no course. A manifest of checkpoints, open traffic, your own line between them. Get every checkpoint marked, in any order you like, and get back first. One gear if you've got it. Nobody checks for a helmet. Wear one anyway. Spots are not handed out. You earn yours in the game. Sit down at the computer below, ride, and your place on its leaderboard is your place in this race. Where you finish on the board decides what your spot costs you, and the top of the board rides free. The race date is announced when 150 riders are registered. Registration opens to the leaderboard first, and when it opens you have 48 hours to claim your spot or it passes to the next name down. The game can end at any time. No warning. https://www.alleykat.app/game Stay alive. Earn your spot.
This race is hosted on ALLEYKAT, the unsanctioned racing platform. View the race and register.